Game of Thrones, episode eight, The Mountain and The Viper, has finally come and gone…
And taken Prince Oberyn Martell, aka The Red Viper, with it.
I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised, first rule of Game of Thrones: Don’t get attached to characters! We’ll miss a lot of things about the Dornish prince, including…
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The face
While not the classic chiseled handsome jaw of Jaime Lannister, or the scraggly doe-eyed boy band good looks of Jon Snow, Oberyn Martell was definitely one of the sexiest men of Westeros (pre-Mountain face transplant).
That accent
You didn’t even have to look at him, just close your eyes and listen to that purring siren song that is the Dornish accent.
For a kingdom with such colourful sigils, the guys sure do dress pretty drably in Westeros.
From the black of the Brothers of the Night’s watch, to the dark crimson of the Lannsiters, the dull Grey of the Starks, and the smelly, dirty mud colouring of everyone else – everyone else but Oberyn Martell that is.
His flamboyant yellow ensemble added a bit of colour to the corridors of King’s Landing, boasting a man who was secure enough to rock some spring colours (even though winter is coming, apparently).
The boobs…
As the horniest guy south of the wall, we are going to see a lot less boobs now that Oberyn has gone.
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